hey all,.
i'm curious about the times and places we all come and check in on this great forum.. is it after a long day at work while having a drink, or during the work day on your mobile tablets, or quickly in-between family evenings etc...?.
do most "hide" their tracks when using the family computer, perhaps using "private browsing"?.
Thru-out the day, I'm retired. The wife get upset with me because of the time I
spend here. I told her how would you like it if I was viewing sex sites all day.
She said I get your point, you may go blind or have a heart attack.
Seriously, she don't understand because she was never a JW. I think she
gets a little jealous.
i am looking for any examples, preferably with independent news sources of any witnesses that have ever been:.
mugged.
raped.
Blondie, "the man came out and said that's a new dog".
Form the movie Pink Panther..Inspector Clouseau approach a man on the street standing next to a dog. He ask the guy do your dog bite? The guy said no my dog don't bite.
Clouseau reach down to pet the dog and the dog snapped at him.
He turn to the guy and said, I thought your dog didn't bite.
The guy said, he doesn't bite this is not my dog...
lots of serious stuff being discussed on site .
i thought!it would be nice to make each other groan/ smile for a change .please share your corniest ,punniest , or daftest joke .. i will start with this shocker , borrowed from tim vine .. vandalism in a multi story carpark ....... ...................................,............................ wrong on sooo many levels !.
come on now share yours.
JW elderly couple goes to the doctor. Doctor speaking with wife. Your husband is
under a lot of stress , if he don't change his life style he will die within a year.
He needs to cut back on knocking on people doors, meetings and stop
worry about the end of the world. Prepare healthy meals three times a day.
And most important, sex anytime he feels the need, this will lower his stress level.
On the way home the husband ask the wife, what did the doctor say?
The wife said, I will see you in paradise...
lots of serious stuff being discussed on site .
i thought!it would be nice to make each other groan/ smile for a change .please share your corniest ,punniest , or daftest joke .. i will start with this shocker , borrowed from tim vine .. vandalism in a multi story carpark ....... ...................................,............................ wrong on sooo many levels !.
come on now share yours.
A husband store:
Women shop for a husband. Instructions, only one visit, there are 6 floors and
the value increase on each floor, and you can not go back.
So a woman goes to the husband store.
Floor 1: these men have jobs.
Floor 2: these men have jobs and love kids,
Floor 3:these men have jobs, love kids and extremely good looking.
"wow" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
Floor 4: All the above plus he will help with housework.
"Oh" mercy me! she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it".
Floor 5: All the above and he have strong romantic streak.
she is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor.
Floor 6: you are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossibly to please.
To avoid gender bias charges the store owner open a new wives store for men.
Floor 1: these wives love sex
Floor 2: these wives love sex and have money,
Floors 3,4,5 and 6 have never been visited.
guy jumps out his car like the wild wild west and fire at deputies.. deputies return fire and suspect shot.
stand off at this time..
guy jumps out his car like the wild wild west and fire at deputies.. deputies return fire and suspect shot.
stand off at this time..
CBS 2 news south L.A. Calif. It was car pursuit that ended with suspect that jump out
his car and just started firing at deputies in the middle of the street...
I guess he had a death wish.
guy jumps out his car like the wild wild west and fire at deputies.. deputies return fire and suspect shot.
stand off at this time..
suspect wounded and still armed sitting on the front porch.
guy jumps out his car like the wild wild west and fire at deputies.. deputies return fire and suspect shot.
stand off at this time..
Guy jumps out his car like the wild wild west and fire at deputies.
Deputies return fire and suspect shot. Stand off at this time.
They come to your door to announce you are a sinner (maybe not in those words),
but you are doomed. You go to their door and announce, your husband is convicted
child molester and they call the police. I hope the neighbors picket their home....
important news:.
here in the united states, on wednesday morning, march 11th at 12:35 a.m., est, barring any breaking news the day before, the program, nightline, will air as their lead story a 9-minute segment about the watchtower (jehovah's witnesses).
the program is 30 minutes long and this segment is only one part of the show.
Tonight southern Calif. 12:37AM-1:06AM Tuesday 10th
Wed. same time 12:37AM-1:06AM..
